found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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