honey bunches of taint.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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