Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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