Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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