We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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