there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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