I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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