What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize