Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
There are leaves in my underwear?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
