I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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