But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Randomize