Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My ATM looks so different sober.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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