Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i think i have two assholes
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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