with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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