I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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