please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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