school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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