I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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