Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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