YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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