porn star boner night. come get it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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