Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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