Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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