You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I have already put on my inside pants.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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