HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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