now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
