we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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