I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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