Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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