doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize