goodnight i made you a song goodbye
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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