Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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