Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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