I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
