watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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