the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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