Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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