i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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