Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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