Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
are you so shy because you have an std?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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