am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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