Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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