It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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