We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Never joke about your clitoris.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
