i permit you to call me
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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