I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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