Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
