So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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