I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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