belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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