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(219): View more from Indiana

I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.

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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.

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(812): View more from Indiana

My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.

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