so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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