i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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