I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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