everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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