I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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