Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He passed out mid-signature
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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