This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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