They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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